It's Tough Being a Pirate: The Quest for the Drunken Dreams

Everyone has dreamed of being a pirate when he grows up. The promise of a life of swashbuckling (whatever that is) and sailing the seven seas has been illuminated as one of the greaetstest ways of obtaining fortune and glory. Everyone believes that being a pirate is easy. Throw someone off the plank if they betray you. Blast rival pirates to Davy Jones’ locker. Battle evil with extraordinary strength and skill. But, being a pirate is not easy. In fact, it’s tough being a pirate.